Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Here's one from my son..... Theres a coconut tree, a monkey, a girafe, a lion and an elephant. Who gets the banana first? Nobody, cause there's no bananas!
There were three men on a hill with their watches.
ReplyDeleteThe first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.
The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.
The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.
The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.
The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!"
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
ReplyDeleteA: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
Valerie Smith
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
ReplyDeletereally pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Here's one from my son..... Theres a coconut tree, a monkey, a girafe, a lion and an elephant. Who gets the banana first? Nobody, cause there's no bananas!
ReplyDeleteFor Victoria!
ReplyDeleteQ: How can you delay milk turning sour?
ReplyDeleteA: Keep it in the cow.
Closed!!
ReplyDeleteQ: When is the worst time to have a heart-attack?
ReplyDeleteA: During a game of Charades.